I mean, I have participated in fantasy baseball since 1991. That's longer than some of the guys on my team have been alive. Yikes.
Anyway, our neighbors' daughter turned 7 today, so my wife and I went across the street and had some drinks. That means I'm entirely uninspired today. Thank you, Mr. Oban Scotch.
So, in lieu of providing a real post, here are the purple Toys R Us parallels I got yesterday. If you like any of them or want any of them, let me know.
Yeah, lots of Rockies. Hiflew, are you out there?