Showing posts with label Chris Demaria. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Demaria. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Too Many Verlanders Had Too Many Cards

I'm still trying to get caught up on cards I got before Christmas. Heck, I got in a HUGE order from COMC that I picked up on Black Friday -- I didn't even scan most of it because I got sick of scanning -- and I haven't even touched that one. Maybe I'll get to it sometime in February or something.

Just before Christmas, Dennis from Too Many Verlanders offered up a variety of cards and, well, stuff that he had accumulated and wanted to clear out. Dennis has sent me cards on a number of occasions (though I'm quite sure I owe him cards) so I was a bit hesitant to put in a claim. But then, I saw this:

And that was the end of my shyness. I quickly snapped it up. As you can see on the box, it is a bobble head that commemorates the 1913 Milwaukee Brewers. The reason for celebration and commemoration was the fact that the Brewers won their first ever title: Champions of the American Association with a 100-67 record. 

It was a pretty good team -- 15 of the 19 players who played for that Milwaukee team saw time in the major leagues either before or after their stint in Milwaukee. The two names that jump out at me? 

First there is Cy Slapnicka, who spent over 50 years in baseball as a player, a GM, and a scout and is known for signing some pretty notable players to contracts -- guys like a 16-year-old Bob Feller, Tommy Henrich (whose contract was voided for some shenanigans the Indians engaged in), Lou Boudreau, Herb Score, Bobby Avila, and Hal Trosky...though he whiffed on signing Hal Newhouser by showing up too late.

Second, there is noted World Series fixer and Milwaukee native Oscar Emil "Happy" Felsch. The Brewers sold Felsch to the White Sox in 1914 for $12,000 plus an infielder and an outfielder. Felsch moved south to Chicago and left his Milwaukee-based family behind on Teutonia Avenue. After being banned from organized baseball, Felsch played on into his early 40s in "outlaw" leagues in Canada and the Mountain West. He returned to Milwaukee and first owned a tavern before becoming a crane operator, and the interviews with Felsch helped Eliot Asimov write his chronicle, Eight Men Out.

But I digress. Greatly. Because here's Corey Hart in his 1913 uniform!


Dennis also -- unnecessarily, I'll add -- threw in some great baseball cards too. For example, I got this pack in the box:


No good pack goes unopened in my house. I ripped it open immediately, and found that the contents were as advertised:


It is, indeed, a 9-card set sponsored by General Motors based on Ken Burns's film Baseball. I have to admit that I do have a favorite card in this group of 9: I love that Satchel Paige card. It's probably because of the relative paucity of cards for Negro League stars, I suppose -- or, at least, the relative paucity of those cards in my collection. Ol' Satch went right into my "Random Cards I Like" binder right next to Hines Ward from the JBF package.

But wait: there's more.


2010 Elite Extra Edition! I'm starting to be more and more drawn to all the minor league cards -- probably due to my frustration generally with major league cards, I'd suppose. 

Our first guy up is Austin Ross, an 8th round selection in 2010 out of LSU. He's slowly, slowly worked his way up the ladder in the Brewers organization. He's hit literally every stop -- from the Pioneer League, to the Arizona Rookie League, to the Midwest League to the Florida State League to the Southern League and Double-A in 2014 and 2015 to Triple-A Colorado Springs the past two years. He actually pitched pretty well out of the bullpen there last year to the point where he might actually crack the big-league roster this year at the age of 28.

Brian Garman, on the other hand, is no longer in the minors. He was a 17th round pick from the University of Cincinnati. He made it to Huntsville in 2013, but that was the end for him. He's still in baseball as the pitching coach for the University of Northwestern Ohio in Lima, according to his Twitter bio.

What? More? Yes. More:


These Sweet Spot Signatures are notoriously finicky. Upper Deck put a lot of them on really cheap, crappy plastic imitation balls, and those have faded into the ether like chemtrails from airplanes that some conspiracy theorists believe are used to control weather (spoiler alert: they are not). 

Of course, this Chris Demaria looks like it was made from the finest cowhide and will survive a nuclear explosion, global warming (probably caused by chemtrails), and a Trump presidency. Too bad the Robin Yount one I have isn't doing as well.

Speaking of Robin Yount:


How sweet is this Ultimate Star Materials of Yount? A big pinstripe down the middle of the fabric is a nice touch too. Yount is still recovering a year later from an injury he suffered at home in Phoenix last year when a compressor fell on his hand and crushed it. For some months, he had to wear what was described to me recently as being like those halos that people who have broken necks have to wear except that Robin's was on his arm from his elbow down. Apparently it was pretty bad.

And finally:


Is it weird that I kind of like these manu-relics a bit better than getting a swatch of fabric in a card? I have to tell you that I have strong doubts that Braun will get to the 500-HR club. He's 33 years old now, and he currently has 283 career home runs. Plugging that into the "Bill James Favorite Toy" equation:

Braun needs 217 homers to get to 500. The number of seasons he has remaining (estimated) are 4.2. His established level of productivity (this is a weighted equation) is 26 homers a year. By this estimate, Braun is likely to hit about 110 homers. Thus, his chance to get to 500 is about 1% -- rounding up from the 0.69% that the equation gives us, which is nice.

Nice, however, does not begin to describe how great this package was from Dennis. These were just the highest of the highlights.

Many thanks go out to Too Many Verlanders!

Monday, May 2, 2016

Give a Hoot #SuperTraders!

So, today I was just about to post about an envelope I received from Canada's best blog about cards from the dollar store. Then, I saw that Night Owl did exactly that. As a result, I felt compelled to change up and see what other envelope I had available to blog about.

In a twist of irony only Canadian Alanis Morissette could find ironic, the only other cards I received recently came from...Night Owl. 

Isn't that ironic, don't you think? 

Recognizing that everyone is probably tired of hearing about how not ironic Alanis's lyrics really were and also recognizing that I need some music to pick myself up, let's go with songs and stories from and relating to the band that Rolling Stone called the "Best New Band of 1985." Of course, it's The Hooters.

1. "Who the F*ck are The Hooters?"

For those of you who don't know, the Hooters were/are a Philadelphia band who achieved some mainstream success in the 1980s. Notably, the Hooters opened the U.S. side of the Live Aid concert in Philadelphia in 1985. 

Main Live Aid organizer Bob Geldof famously responded to being required to put The Hooters on the bill by asking, "Who the f*ck are The Hooters?" At that point, Geldof could be forgiven for not knowing, seeing as their first major album did not come out until 1985.

Guess what? I've got a card for that.



Chris Demaria was drafted by the Pirates in the 17th round of the 2002 draft. The Kansas City Royals then picked Demaria up in the minor league portion of the Rule V draft in 2004, kept him for a year, and shipped him to the Milwaukee Brewers for the 2006 season. Weirdly, I have this card with Demaria in both this Royals uniform and in a painted-on Brewers uniform. I don't think I've seen that variation identified online, but it's not like anyone notices or cares other than Brewers and Royals collectors.

I don't think even Demaria noticed.

2. The Who "Behind Blue Eyes" 



In 1982, The Who went on the first of their ten farewell tours -- the current one is the tenth and possibly final one. The Hooters were the local band chosen to open for one of the farewell shows at JFK Stadium in Philadelphia on September 25, 1982. 

To go with this?



I bet Zack Greinke thinks he knows what it's like to be the bad man, behind blue eyes.


3.  Cyndi Lauper: "Time After Time"



Speaking of "and I blame you," one of the co-founders of The Hooters was Rob Hyman. Rob was brought in by Cyndi Lauper's producer, Rick Chertoff, to help write "one more song" for Lauper's debut album She's So Unusual. According to Wikipedia, Hyman and Lauper sat at a piano and started working on it by drawing on their own particular relationship issues. Hyman is the male backup singer on the song.

It ended up being one of the most critically acclaimed songs in Lauper's entire catalog and regularly rates in those "Greatest Love Songs" or "Best Ballads of All-Time" countdowns that VH1 used to issue with a vengeance to fill weekend time.

I have to admit -- I've never really liked this song. I don't know if it is Lauper, the syrupy ballad not appealing to the then 11-year-old me, or what. Well, it can't be that 11-year-old thing, though, because I still don't like it.


I also still have problems with Bud Selig. In addition to my much discussed antipathy toward the club's player recruitment policies in the early 1990s, Selig made himself a laughing stock by declaring the 2002 All-Star Game -- held at Miller Park in Milwaukee -- to be a 7-7 tie when the teams ran out of pitchers after 11 innings. 

Selig put the All-Star Game in Milwaukee as an ego-feeding piece, aggrandizing the openly rapacious sales tax imposed on a five-county area (including the county in which I grew up) in order to buy Milwaukee a new stadium to increase his franchise's value. After that game, the ridiculous "solution" of giving the winning league home-field advantage came into effect. As if that made a difference. 

And yet, there is now a "Bud Selig Experience" in Miller Park to pay tribute to the man. I get that he brought baseball back to Milwaukee. It's just that he spent so much time making sure that baseball in Milwaukee would always feature a terrible team that pisses me off.

4. The Hooters "All You Zombies"



This song is almost as much about biblical stories as it is anything else. It does rip on people being "zombies" and not paying attention to those who are trying to lead them away from bad things -- like Noah and Moses. This song may name check Moses more than any other song in history.


Apropos of nothing, here are four cards from the 1980s and 1990s. Let's talk about Don August. From everything I've heard and seen, he is a pretty decent dude who still participates in Brewer fantasy camps, as he mentioned on April 24 on Twitter. He was traded from the Houston Astros to the Brewers with Mark Knudsen in exchange for the skeletal remnants of Danny Darwin's career in August of 1986. August is a trivia answer as well -- he was the winning pitcher in the first game played at SkyDome (Rogers Centre) in Toronto back on June 5, 1989.

5. The Hooters "And We Danced"


The song I most remember from The Hooters is "And We Danced." It only reached number 21 on the Billboard Hot 100 charts, though it hit #3 on the Mainstream Rock chart. This article compares the song unfavorably to one of the universally most disliked pop songs of all time, "We Built This City." The article concludes that the video -- watch it yourself! -- "may be pop culture's worst musical moment ever."

Ever? Really? I mean, it's pretty cheesy, what with the breaking into a drive-in theater being featured in a mid-1980s song as if drive-ins still existed at that point. They did, but they were dying fast, of course.

UK music magazine NME calls the following song only the fifth-worst video ever. It's a song called "Call on Me" by Eric Prydz. 



I'm legitimately scared for my life after watching that video. Is it the simulated sex with a towel? Women working out in thongs? The legwarmers? The sketchy Italian guy just hanging out in the class with a dirtbag smile? The fact that one of the women actually walks up to sketchy dude and is interested?

Yes. Yes it is.

To go with this, well, nothing Night Owl sent deserves this. 


But, let's go with some Finest and a little bit of Oddball. Something needs to redeem this post. 

Only an oddball can. It's certainly not The Hooters.

Night Owl, thank you once again for sending these cards my way -- they are greatly appreciated...far more than The Hooters ever could be.