Cynical Buddha's Alaska: The (Missing) Television Series

Over the past decade, it seems as if there have been more camera crews and production companies in Alaska than there are residents in the state. It seems to have started with "Deadliest Catch" becoming a hugely popular show; we landlubbers in the lower 48 were fascinated to see the crazy conditions on the "Vast Bering Sea" (said in Mike Rowe's deep voice, of course) and to see the stories of the guys who literally risked their lives for a payday and for our crab dinners.

After that show grew exponentially in popularity, the cameras descended. Today, when I used Google to start a search with the words "tv shows about," Alaska is the second response -- after witches and before college, lawyers, and families. And don't get me started about how bad most lawyer shows are in terms of authenticity.  I can only imagine was Alaskans think about all the shows set there. 

Actually, it's not hard to imagine. Alaska has apparently handed out over $40 million in state subsidies for TV and movie shows to shoot in the state, as this LA Times Op-Ed mentions. That article points out the obvious -- reality TV is not very real at all:

Here in Alaska, TV crews have been everywhere the last few years, clutching scripts for "unscripted" shows and handing out confidentiality agreements, asking us to play along.

All of this lead-in is to highlight a massive package of cards that Cynical Buddha -- the proprietor of six different websites (13 Tenets of Cynicalbuddhism, Collector's Crack, Long Way from Lambeau, Miles from Miller, The Robin Yount Collector, and The Rollie Fingers Collector) -- sent my way. I feel like someone at these production companies should have picked up on tracking CB and his blogging long ago...

At any rate, how about a weird theme list of Alaska-based TV shows mixed with Brewers from the Buddha?  After all, as that Op-Ed mentions, 29 "unscripted" programs applied for the film subsidy in 2014, so we have plenty of options to choose from.

1.  The Alaskan Bush People

Reality TV is generally less real than fans of shows would want us to believe. The show "Alaskan Bush People" was or is even less real. This was billed as a show about "a newly discovered family who was born and raised wild . . . [and has] lived this way for decades." In reality, two of the members of the show's cast pleaded guilty on November 19 to filing false claims for funds on their Alaskan Permanent Fund Division applications (the money the state gives to full-time residents for every year they remain in Alaska).

I'm shocked that they are a fraud.  Shocked.

The only card that could go with these fraudsters is this 1982 Donruss Randy Lerch card on which he is inaccurately identified as being a member of the Braves.  While there are a few players who suited up for the Brew Crew that could have been called frauds, this error card is a welcome addition to my collection.

The Alaskan Bush People, though, can stay in their little hovels.

2.  Flying Wild Alaska

From a fraud to one of the more likeable families to appear on television, we have the Tweto family and their airline Era Alaska.  Discovery Channel kept them around for thirty-one episodes, perhaps on the strength of the two attractive-for-Discovery sisters, Ayla and Ariel Tweto.

From unlikely sex symbols to an unlikely fan favorite -- Rob Deer:

Deer was never a star, but he did help fill that power-hitting-and-don't-give-a-damn hole in the outfield left by Gorman Thomas. Milwaukee and Wisconsin loves their blue-collar heroes -- see, e.g., John Kuhn.

It's always good to add an O-Pee-Chee card to my collection. I'd do a Lambeau Leap for that.

3.  Bering Sea Gold, Bering Sea Gold: Under the Ice & Gold Rush

All of these shows air on Discovery, which is just an amazing surprise. Discovery should be renamed the "Swamps and Alaska Channel" (especially with MythBusters winding up). Alaska's gold is more difficult to mine thanks to the local conditions, and this is especially true on the Bering Sea. 

I'm guessing that Thom Beers -- the executive producer for the Bering Sea shows and for Deadliest Catch -- probably got the idea for his two gold shows by sitting in a bar in Dutch Harbor, Alaska, and wondering what other boats were in the docks there other than fishing boats. When he got his answer, he got his new show idea.

Apropos of nothing other than being on the show, here's Eroica captain Emily Riedel on a polar plunge:

Gold? Did someone say gold?

CB sent me several Robin Younts that I needed for my collections -- whether for the team collection or for my Robin Yount collection. That includes the Leaf Black Gold checklist at the top of this almost-pyramid of Yount cards.  The card just below the checklist is from this year's update set as an insert. Otherwise, we have three Upper Deck/SP cards and a Leaf Century card.  I needed all of these other than this bottom card for my Yount collection.

4.  Buying Alaska

This show on Destination America follows a familiar formula for real estate TV shows -- such as House Hunters and House Hunters International on HGTV or Buying Hawaii or Buying the Bayou or Buying the Beach or Property Brothers or...well, you get the picture. The featured buyer always brings a friend or spouse or girlfriend along to help choose which house of three that the buyer should purchase. 

These shows are pretty much entirely fake as well. When my wife and I purchased our house, we used my wife's college roommate as our agent. Jenny is a great agent here in Atlanta, and she and others in her brokerage have been approached in the past to see if they would be willing to have one of their clients as the featured buyer. The setup is this: the buyer already has purchased a home, and the agent "shows" the buyer two other properties that oftentimes are not even for sale. Especially on House Hunters, a tip off was that the one the people had purchased was empty when the buyers looked at it while the others had furniture.  Yup, not "reality."

Here's Jenny now:

Cards to go with this?  Let's go hunting internationally:

These great David Nilsson cards are now ones I do not have to hunt for myself. Unlike those house hunting shows, you won't see me looking for two other versions of each of these cards in the dime boxes either.

Okay...last one:

5.  Alaska: The Last Frontier

This show has been on Discovery for five seasons already. This show follows the Kilcher family's adventures near Homer, Alaska. The Kilchers are related to musician Jewel (whose full name is Jewel Kilcher, as some of you may know). Also, two members of the family have been charged with using a helicopter to hunt black bear in 2014; it is illegal to use a helicopter to hunt in Alaska.

To go with this...here's a scan dump! 

That is a lot of great Brewer goodness there. To be fair, I could have gone on and on -- after all, there are dozens of Alaska reality shows -- but college football has started for the day and my Dawgs are playing already!

My thanks go out to Cynical Buddha for sorting through his duplicates and hooking me up with literally dozens of cards that I needed.

A Contest from the Cynical Buddha

The Buddha and I both share a love of the Brewers. He's way ahead of me in terms of being a Robin Yount collector, but we share that too.

One thing we don't share is this contest.

Go over to Collector's Crack and make your pick for the "almost easiest World Series Contest on the Web 4" to see if you can guess who's winning the World Series, who's losing the World Series, in how many games, and how many homers will be hit.

Click here for details!

Two New Additions to the Yount Collection

As I mentioned on my 1982 Topps blog, I have been in New Orleans for work for most of this week.  I decided to put together a few posts ahead of time and let them trickle out during the week.  If I hadn't done that, I probably would have ended up with 7 posts last weekend.

Anyway, this is the final one of the "pre-planned" posts.  When I return from the Crescent City, I have a ton of catching up to in terms of trades, eBay purchases, a Listia "purchase," and who knows what else I will have by that time.

But, I really wanted to put this post together before I left and put it up while I was gone so I didn't steal the thunder from my other posts and, at the same time, I was too excited to keep these under my hat until my return.

What got me so excited?

First, eTopps:

The Cynical Buddha featured this card on his blog last week.  CB mentioned that there were only 1002 eTopps cards printed for Yount, so I started looking around to see if I could find one while the thought was fresh in my head.  Normally, that is a recipe for disaster. 

I looked around on eBay and tried to go to COMC to find it.  COMC is in a bit of a shambles still, and it was messy like a teenager's room when I went looking for this.  As a last resort, I went Googling.  Strangely, I found it on Amazon being sold by COMC.  Yes, I had to pay an extra $0.99 for the shipping fee -- which almost certainly found its way to Jeff Bezos's corporate bank account -- but it didn't seem terribly overpriced in any way next to how much it must have cost to ship this to its original owner.  Just check out CB's blog -- he can give you the low down on the ridiculous prices Topps was charging for shipping.

For the amount I paid for this card, I am excited to have it.

Then, there was another card -- a holy grail of sorts to any Yount collector:

It's the MINI!!!!!! (C) Night Owl Publications, All Rights Reserved.  

I have been tracking the 1975 Yount Mini Rookie for the past three months.  I did not want to get a card in fair to poor condition for $5 or $10 because I would then immediately be looking for a condition upgrade.  I mean, I'd take one like that for my team collection, but for the main player collection, I wanted one with a semblance of sharper corners.  Centering was not as important to me as looking like it is "new".  

Finally, after a few months, I found this one for $25 all-in (shipping included) on eBay.  I jumped on it and lo and behold, it's mine.

Now, I just need the O-Pee-Chee version, and I will have the trifecta complete.